Black Magic
Hong Kong |
1975 | D: Meng Hua Ho
Hong Kong’s
The Shaw Brothers are well known for their movies. They pump them out rather quickly
and to various degrees of quality. They’re usually good and always worthy of a night
at home with some popcorn. This movie is a little different.
It’s a
horror film, which no doubt back in 1975 would have been scary, but viewing it with
a modern mindset yields a different result. This is a movie about black magic –
or voodoo. We’ve got a black magic master (BMM) who speciality seems to be love
spells. Or is it death spells? Not too sure as they both seem to have the same
requirements to work!
A young
architect is about to marry the woman he loves. He is being pursued by a wealthy
and attractive widow – the “boss lady” – but wants nothing to do with her. On
the flip side, she is being pursued by a man who wants to get rich quick. What could
possibly go wrong? Yes, just about everything.
Firstly, our
BMM has a penchant for breast milk – so that’s the obvious breast nudity taken
care of. Worth noting that the two main actresses are never nude in this film,
they are using clear body doubles. All his spells seems to require either
breast milk to work, or end up in the production of said milk.
Secondly, he
has a weird fascination with being creepy. You see, later on the film, he
realises he wants in on the rich lady action – and casts a spell on her
himself!
Anyway, I am
getting a head of myself. Get Quick Rich (GQR) man visits BMM to get love spell
to use on Boss Lady. Spell works but for one night – because BMM added a
failsafe. He knew GQR wouldn’t be able to pay him. When Boss Lady finds out she
has been tricked with a spell, she visits BMM and asks for a love spell to put
on Young Architect. It works, ruins his wedding and they live happily ever after.
Well no, his
friends are determined to find out what happens. Boss Lady realises she needs
wife dead so gets BMM to cast a death spell. A Super BMM is approached by the
friends to help remove all the curses that have been cast. Confusing? Trust me,
I am simplifying it.
We need to
talk about the effects. I know it was 1975, but really? The stop motion face
melting scenes wouldn’t be so bad if they weren’t so bad. The ending sequence
with the drawn on effects (there really is no other way to describe it, you’ll
noticed it when you watch it) are hilarious, and I am impressed the actors were
able to play along with where the effects would be. And the camera zooming? Its
whiplash city – lets hope it doesn’t trigger any nausea.
Its not a
bad film, its just not brilliant. For what it is – a 1975 schlock horror movie
that was supposedly banned in the UK – it’s serviceable. And yes it has some nudity
to keep you interested.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073206/
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073206/
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