Netflix have done it again! They've bought the rights up to yet another interesting Asian film - this time a horror thriller from the masters of original horror films - Thailand!
So how is it? Is it as good as it looks? Join me as I check it out!
Netflix have done it again! They've bought the rights up to yet another interesting Asian film - this time a horror thriller from the masters of original horror films - Thailand!
So how is it? Is it as good as it looks? Join me as I check it out!
Oh yes, exactly the type of movie we want - killer chopsticks! This is going to be awesome, right?
But... this is a Chinese horror movie, so there has to be something wrong with it, right?
Every now and then a movie comes along that so crazy, so ridiculous, so awesome that you just need to stop and watch it.
I am are not sure this is that movie, but it comes close!
Check out the review for more, and let me know if you've seen the sequel!
Imagine, cruising in the ocean, sweeping up innocent fish living their lives so you can sell them for food, only to catch a MASSIVE F**KING SPIDER who then goes on to kill all the bad people on your boat?
Imagine that! I'm fine, I don't care about it, but it might be exciting for you!
Maria! Maria! Where are you, Maria?
Well you're in Tokyo, and in this strange Japanese version of the US film Species, you've been taken over by an alien, but still in a school dress.
Almost. I almost give up.
Three Japanese AV actresses (Asami, Maria Ozawa and Mahiro Aine) get together for this hilarious sci-fi comedy about android butlers who service the needs of a rich, young and pretty 18 year old heiress.
Emphasis on "service the needs".No words can describe how truly horrendous this movie is.
But a video can!
When Uncle Louis (Mr Cool) makes a new movie, I watch. And pay attention, studying his moves, he demeanor, his presence.
Except this movie where he dresses up as a silly warrior from ancient times.
But, this is damn good movie. Just like the game, only in movie form. And nothing like the game. But damn good!
Also, fuck Netflix for denying the world a cinematic release of this film.