Wolf Warrior
2
China | 2017
| D: Jing Wu
Have you
ever wondered what it would look like if China decided to make their own Rambo
film (Rambo 3 or 4, not the first Rambo, don’t be silly)? Well wonder no more –
China would like to present to you: Wolf Warrior 2, the supposed sequel to Wolf
Warrior.
This film is so patriotically up itself that eventually you expect the cast to start vomiting Chinese flags everywhere, and the worst part is the movie makes no apologies for it.
BOOM!
Its clear
there’s been a huge shift in cinema over the last 10 years. More and more ‘American’
movies cater to the Chinese audiences, and eventually China was going to start
making films that they could market and present overseas. Your honour, I would
like to submit the following movie into evidence to back up my claim.
This movie
has the clear intention of trying to convince someone (local audience? International
audiences?) that China is really the good guy. And I am not suggesting they are
bad guys, its just that this whole “good guy” scenario in this film is so far
fetched its farcical. Some key lines in the movie to prove my point include: “China
is part of the UN, don’t attack the Chinese”, “We can’t assist in this war, we don’t
have permission from the UN” and “China and Africa are friends, please put down
the gun” which resulted in a hilarious scene involving bloodthirsty murderous
rebels calmly laying down their arms and walking away.
BANG!
Plot? Something
about a super awesome Chinese soldier who was discharged from the PLA
(Liberation Army) for assaulting a civilian (who rightfully deserved it) ends
up in a made-up African country as a merchant. A civil war breaks out, he finds
refuge in the Chinese embassy (which JUST HAPPENED to be down the road), identifies
himself as an ex-soldier and volunteers for a suicidal mission to save the
brilliant Dr Chen – who is a doctor that everyone wants due to the fact that he
has developed a cure for a mysterious disease ravaging local villages.
Also Frank
Grillo is in it – he is the guy from one of The Purge sequels. He plays a bad
guy – because that’s the in thing in China – to have Americans as the bad guys.
Crash?
Jing Wu
plays Feng Leng, the main character. He is also the writer and director. And he
has made sure that everything in this movie is over the top ridiculous. By the
end of the movie, he should have died no less than 15 times, but he seems to be
some kind of super human with a super movie budget where everything you can
think of that could happen in an action movie happens. Everything.
This movie
is so stupid you must watch it. Its over the top reminiscent of 80’s American action
films, with bad acting, massive effects, stupid story and unbelievable ending.
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