Scissor Dick! The Most Outrageous Japanese Movie Ever! (REVIEW)

The original video was far too hot for upload onto YouTube - which makes no sense because I have seen videos, and made my videos myself, with much worse (and stronger) coarse language.

But hey, thems the rules. Private platform and all.

My good friend Naoyuki Tomomatsu (OK, I don't know him, but one day I will) has returned to make more outrageous Japanese comedy horror movies. Think of Edward Scissorhands, but the scissors are down there. You know where. 

Enjoy

Chinese Horror Explained EP#008: Midnight Melody

Welcome to our series where we attempted to explain the stories behind Chinese horror films, one of the most heavily regulated movie genres in Mainland China.

In this episode, another Shilei Lu and Filmoon classic - Midnight Melody AFF Link https://asianfilmfans.com/films/midnight-melody/ Genre Horror Director Shilei Lu Starring Li-er Mei, Zeyu LI, Hexi Cao, Yaqi Zhang Original Title 夜伴歌声

Wild Goose Lake - Where Lawless Meets Its End (China 2019) | Hu Ge | Drama

This is our review of the Chinese thriller Wild Goose Lake - a man in hiding from Police and other gangsters forms an unlikely friendship with a woman who has been tasked with helping him find his wife.

AFF Link https://asianfilmfans.com/films/the-wild-goose-lake/

Top 10 Highest Grossing Chinese Movies in 2019 at the Chinese Box Office

With the second biggest box office in the world, Chinese movies have improved in leaps and bounds from the old kung-fu and fantasy movies of the 90s! Take a look at this list of the Top 10 Chinese movies from 2019! There's a few surprises here

TRAILER REEL: February Week 4, 2020

L.O.R.D 2 Legend of Ravaging Dynasties (China 2020) | Eng Subs | Fan Bingbing | Animation

Fatal Visit 圣荷西谋杀案 (Hong Kong 2020) | English Subtitles | Charlene Choi | Thriller

Summer of Changsha 六欲天 (China 2019) | English Subtitles | Huang Lu | Thriller

Beyond The Dream 幻爱 (Hong Kong 2020) | English Subtitles | Cecilia Choi | Drama

77 Heartwarmings 感动她77次 (Hong Kong 2020) | English Subtitles | Charlene Choi | Comedy

The Attorney 一級指控 (Hong Kong 2020) | English Subtitles | Alex Fong | Thriller

SWAT Interview w/ Director Ding Sheng (China 2019) | English Subtitles | Ding Sheng | Action

In this video, S.W.A.T Director Ding Sheng explains his thinking behind this action movie, and how he pushed his actors to the limit to get the best results.

Genre Action
Director Ding Sheng
Original Title 特警队

Watch our review: https://youtu.be/vo4VYWkcKvs
Watch how the VFX were done: https://youtu.be/xQm1upwqqy4
Watch Trailer 01: https://youtu.be/5AVfqVdVDzo
Watch Trailer 02: https://youtu.be/F_MJz_GKITs

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TRAILER REEL: February Week 3, 2020

Trailer: Limbo 智齿 (Hong Kong 2020) | English Subtitles | Gordon Lam | Horror

Trailer: Wild Goose Lake 南方车站的聚会 (China 2019) | English Subtitles | Hu Ge | Thriller

Trailer: L.O.R.D 2 Legend of Ravaging Dynasties (China 2020) | Eng Subs | Fan Bingbing | Animation

Trailer: Twin Blades (China 2020) | English Subtitles | Li Ma | Action

Trailer: Caught In Time 限期破案 (China 2020) | English Subtitles | Daniel Wu | Crime (Teaser)

Trailer: Special Couple 合法伴侣 (China 2020) | English Subtitles | Bai-Ke | Comedy

Trailer: Oversize Love 月半爱丽丝 (China 2020) | English Subtitles | Xiaotong Guan | Comedy

Trailer: Confetti 五彩缤纷 (China/USA 2020) | English Subtitles | ZhuZhu | Drama

 

Trailer: KKN di Desa Penari (Indonesia 2020) | English Subtitles | Aghniny Haque | Horror

Trailer: Roh Mati Paksa (Indonesia 2020) | English Subtitles | Arnold Leonard | Horror

Trailer: Kiss Me At The Stroke of Midnight キスしに来てよ (Japan 2019) | Katayose Ryota | Drama

Diamond Anxiety - Adding a 5th C to Diamond Grading! (China 2019) | Binge Review

Chinese horrors... sigh. Well, honestly what do you expect? A wealthy woman comes in possession of a beautiful custom make diamond ring and starts going insane. Yep.

S.W.A.T. (China 2019)

It's big and it's loud! S.W.A.T. explodes onto the small screen - and it's a movie that action junkies should enjoy!

An elite special forces team is assembled from two rival SWAT squads to take down a foreign drug kingpin using an island off the coast of Beijing to create his products.

Genre Action
Director Ding Sheng
Original Title Te Jing Dui 特警队

TRAILER REEL: February Week 1, 2020

Trailer 02: S.W.A.T. (Te Jing Dui 特警队) (China 2019) | Ding Sheng | Action

Trailer 02: Vanguard 急先锋 (China 2020) | English Subtitles | Jackie Chan | Action

Trailer: Dynasty Warriors Destiny of an Emperor 真·三国无双 (HK 2020) | English Sub | Louis Koo | Action

Trailer: Warriors of Future 明日战记 (Hong Kong 2020) | English Subtitles | Louis Koo | Action

Trailer: Kajeng Kliwon (Indonesia 2020) | English Subtitles | Amanda Manopo | Horror

Trailer: Janin (Fetus) (Indonesia, 2020) | English Subtitles | Reuben Elishama | Horror

Trailer: Kumanthong [Thiên Linh Cái] (Vietnam 2019) | English Subtitles | Hoang Yen Chibi | Horror

Trailer: Sent From Above 喜從天降 (Taiwan 2020) | English Subtitles | Lawrence Ko | Comedy

Midnight Diner (China, 2019)

The popular Japanese TV show about a Master Chef, his diner and his loyal band of customers has been turned into another movie, but this time from China and starring Hong Kong favourite Tony Ka Fai Leung as the Master. But have they got the recipe just right and made a tasty little movie, or is this burnt and overcooked? Watch on to find out

Genre Drama
Director Tony Ka Fai Leung
Stars Tony Ka Fai Leung, Tony Yo-ning Yang, Tao Liu

Based on the Japanese TV show currently showing on Netflix in most countries

Gone With The Light (China, 2019)

Another Chinese sci-fi from 2019 - this time exploring the meaning of true love. A flash of light occurs over 150+ cities around the world, and a seemingly random group of people go missing. Through discovery, its uncovered that the missing people are all couples in true love. So what does this mean for the people left behind?

Video can stream in 4K

Genre Sci-fi Drama
Director Runnian Dong
Starring Bo Huang (Leap, Fengshen Trilogy), Zhou Tan (Sheep Without a Shepherd)
Original title: 被光抓走的人

Detention (Taiwan, 2019)

Based on the hit indie PC and Playstation video game - set in Taiwan 1962 during a period of political unrest, a high school girl relives a nightmare where she is trapped in her high school with another student.

Genre Horror Thriller
Chinese title 返校
Director John Hsu
Stars: Gingle Wang, Chin-Hua Tseng, Meng-Po Fu

Sheep Without A Shepherd (China, 2019)

A man will stop at nothing to protect his family after his wife and daughter accidentally murder the son of the local Police Chief. Using his knowledge of movies, Li devises the perfect plan to divert attention away from his family, but is it enough?

Genre: Thriller
Original title: Wu Sha 误杀
Remake of an Indian film called Drishyam

Director: Sam Quah (as Boon-lip Quah)
Writers: Kaihua Fan, Jeethu Joseph (based on the film by)
Stars: Yang Xiao, Zhuo Tan, Joan Chen

Ip Man 4: The Finale (Hong Kong, 2019)

The long awaited finale to one of the best modern Asian action franchises - and the grandmaster himself is back in the starring role. Donnie Yen takes us on a journey through America as he spreads Wing Chun to the world - and says hello to his old student Bruce Lee. Enjoy this review of Ip Man 4 The Finale - reviewed at Yes Cinemas in Guangzhou China.

Walk With Me (Malaysia, 2019)

Sam work in a garment factory and is subjected to terrible bullying everyday. Her home life isn't any better. But Sam takes solace in a doll that has a sinister secret - and it's a doll that's more than happy to do her bidding.

Director: Ryon Lee
Stars: Alex Lam, Anna Ng, Richard Ng

BINGE REVIEWS: Hit and Run Squad (Korea, 2019) and Xiangxi Legend (China, 2019)

More Binge Reviews! These are short (less than 90 seconds) reviews on smaller, older, weirder or mainstream titles that don't warrant a long review video. Designed to watch one after another - that's why I call them Binge Reviews! Enjoy

Hit and Run Squad - Korea | 2019 | D: Jun-hee Han

A popular Korean movie from 2019 starring Jung Suk-jo from Exit - widely praised, but is it good? it starts off as a comedy then veers into action thriller territory, something which some people might not like. Check out my binge review of this film

Xiangxi Legend - China | 2019 | D: Lui Xuandi
 
Wildly whimsical Chinese fantasy movie with elaborate sets, bad CGI and too much wirework - I could be describing about 1000 Chinese movies!! So what makes this one any different?

The Odd Family: Zombie On Sale (Korea, 2019)

What would you do if you found a zombie whose bite seems to grant youthful looks? You'd exploit him too! And thats exactly what the Park's do in this awesome zom-com from Korea.

Directed by Lee Min-jae

The Captain (China, 2019)

One of the big 3 Chinese movies of 2019, The Captain (aka The Chinese Pilot) tells the true story of the disaster of flight 3U8633 and how the captain and crew saved all 119 passengers on board. Believe it or not, the premise of the movie is very accurate. But is it any good?

Director: Andrew Lau (as Weiqiang Liu)
Writer: Yonggan Yu
Stars: Hanyu Zhang, Hao Ou, Jiang Du

A Witness Out of the Blue (Hong Kong, 2019)

Who asked for another good thriller from Hong Kong? Well, they've delivered - with star power to boot. And a parrot. While A Witness Out Of The Blue might not have the best title, it certain does have a great story to keep you hooked and on the edge.

Director: Chi Keung Fung
Stars: Jacky Cai, Kai-Chung Cheung, Jessica Hester Hsuan