Monday 31 May 2021

Ghost Lab - Is Netflix's Latest Thai Chiller As Good As It Looks? - REVIEW

Netflix have done it again! They've bought the rights up to yet another interesting Asian film - this time a horror thriller from the masters of original horror films - Thailand! 

So how is it? Is it as good as it looks? Join me as I check it out!

Saturday 29 May 2021

Curse Of Chopsticks - Can Chopsticks Really Kill? | Chinese Horror Review 011 筷仙

Oh yes, exactly the type of movie we want - killer chopsticks! This is going to be awesome, right?

But... this is a Chinese horror movie, so there has to be something wrong with it, right?

Wednesday 26 May 2021

Meatball Machine - Guess Who The Meatballs Are? - REVIEW

Every now and then a movie comes along that so crazy, so ridiculous, so awesome that you just need to stop and watch it. 

I am are not sure this is that movie, but it comes close! 

Check out the review for more, and let me know if you've seen the sequel!

Sunday 23 May 2021

Should You Watch: Abyssal Spider?

Imagine, cruising in the ocean, sweeping up innocent fish living their lives so you can sell them for food, only to catch a MASSIVE F**KING SPIDER who then goes on to kill all the bad people on your boat?

Imagine that! I'm fine, I don't care about it, but it might be exciting for you!

Friday 21 May 2021

Tokyo Species - Maria Ozawa As A Seductive Alien Schoolgirl Killer! - REVIEW

Maria! Maria! Where are you, Maria?

Well you're in Tokyo, and in this strange Japanese version of the US film Species, you've been taken over by an alien, but still in a school dress.

Friday 14 May 2021

Erotibot - Asami, Maria Ozawa and a Steamy Butler Robot All In One! - REVIEW

Three Japanese AV actresses (Asami, Maria Ozawa and Mahiro Aine) get together for this hilarious sci-fi comedy about android butlers who service the needs of a rich, young and pretty 18 year old heiress.

Emphasis on "service the needs". 

Fun Fact: from the same guy who did the Lust of the Dead series and Frankenstein Girl VS Vampire Girl!

Friday 7 May 2021

Dynasty Warriors - Best Asian Game to Movie adaption ever? - REVIEW

When Uncle Louis (Mr Cool) makes a new movie, I watch. And pay attention, studying his moves, he demeanor, his presence. 

Except this movie where he dresses up as a silly warrior from ancient times.

But, this is damn good movie. Just like the game, only in movie form. And nothing like the game. But damn good!

Also, fuck Netflix for denying the world a cinematic release of this film.

Wednesday 5 May 2021

Home Sweet Home - Home Alone with Aaron Kwok and Zifeng Zhang - REVIEW

Under any circumstance, if you told me I could spend time home alone with Zifeng Zhang, I'd jump at it.

But this house she lives in is creepy, and so is her family.

And this is an average film that isn't as cool as it thinks it is.

Sunday 2 May 2021

Must Watch Asian Horror Movies: The Forbidden Door (Indonesia 2009)

It only took me 12 years to watch one of the most exciting, creepy and disturbing Indonesian horror flicks.

And this was worth the wait. Stick with this movie until the very end. Satisfaction is guaranteed!

Then watch my review on why it was awesome.