Thursday 5 August 2021

Lust Of The Dead Pt 4 - They Use WHAT To Time Travel?!? [REVIEW]

One of the most offensive and ridiculous Japanese zombie comedy horror series - and I am going to review all 5 films in the series.

Here is my review of part 4, and it if wasn't for the awesome time travel scene, I wouldn't bother!

Saturday 31 July 2021

Movie Merchandise - Building Block Kits

I love collecting movie merchandise - and my poison is BUILDING BLOCKS

Check out some of the kits I have based on some pretty big Asian movies 

Thursday 29 July 2021

Lust Of The Dead Pt 3 - The Steamiest Movie In The Series Yet! [REVIEW]

One of the most offensive and ridiculous Japanese zombie comedy horror series - and I am going to review all 5 films in the series.

Here is my review of part 3 - and it's starting to get a little tedious...

Monday 26 July 2021

Trailer + Reaction: Raging Fire [TRAILER 2]

Who doesn't love Donnie and his movies? Here is one of the most anticipated films for a while - Raging Fire

I have the latest trailer (Trailer 2) in High Definition for you to watch (Mandarin version, no subtitles)..

and our special live stream reaction video. Watch them both now!

Sunday 25 July 2021

Before RAGING FIRE - Let's Check Out Donnie Yen's Last 5 Movies!

Before the release of Donnie Yen and Nicholas Tse's highly anticipated action blockbuster "Raging Fire" - let's take a quick look at Donnie's last 5 movies, see if they were any good and what we can expect in the future from him.

A big thanks to John at ACTION-FLIX.COM for the collaboration on this series. There will be more in the future

Read the article here:

Saturday 24 July 2021

The Maid - Is This Movie As Good As You've Heard? (REVIEW)

When multiple people contact me and say "Have you seen The Maid yet? You'll love it" - then I need to pay attention to that statement.

Good thing is those people knew me very well. I watched it, and I loved it. What an incredible final third! It reminds me so much of the Indonesian movie Forbidden Door.

But don't take my written word for it - watch this movie review I made instead!

Thursday 22 July 2021

Lust Of The Dead Pt 2 - Snuggle Zombies Continue Their Attack! [REVIEW]

One of the most offensive and ridiculous Japanese zombie comedy horror series - and I am going to review all 5 films in the series.

Here is my review of part 2 - and the craziness continues!!

Tuesday 20 July 2021

Sugar Street Studio - Is This A Return of the Hong Kong Comedy Horror? (REVIEW)

This movie was a surprise, I wasn't expecting this - and when I did watch it I wasn't expecting it to be so damn enjoyable.

There is a lot of love behind the production of this movie, and it could go down in history as one of, if not the last, Hong Kong horror film due to all the silly co-production rules and new laws in Hong Kong.

A throwback to the classic Shaw Brothers et al style of films, there is some camp and schlock, but its perfect! I hope you enjoy watching my review as much as I enjoyed watching this film.

Sunday 18 July 2021

6 Reasons Why Chinese Horror Movies Suck

I know what you're thinking: "there's only 6?!?"

Well I can assure you there are more, but these are the 6 most common reasons. 

As you know, I am a huge fan of Chinese horror movies, so making this video was a no-brainer. I really hope you enjoy this deep dive.

Thursday 15 July 2021

Limbo - Is This The Best Asian Movie Of 2021 So Far? - REVIEW

WOW! I could just make the review that word and you get the idea of my thoughts. It's an incredible, gritty, tough to watch movie from the director of SPL2 and The Monkey King trilogy.

Starring Gordon Lam, who finally gets an opportunity to lead an exciting movie, and Cya Liu (Yase) who puts in the performance of her career, this is what Category 3 movies from Hong Kong are all about.

Sublime cinematography mixed in with slick CGI, excellent editing and a compelling story combine to create one of the best movies of 2021.

Enjoy my review:

Scissor Dick! The Most Outrageous Japanese Movie Ever! (REVIEW)

The original video was far too hot for upload onto YouTube - which makes no sense because I have seen videos, and made my videos myself, with much worse (and stronger) coarse language.

But hey, thems the rules. Private platform and all.

My good friend Naoyuki Tomomatsu (OK, I don't know him, but one day I will) has returned to make more outrageous Japanese comedy horror movies. Think of Edward Scissorhands, but the scissors are down there. You know where. 


Lust Of The Dead - Snuggle Zombies Coming for Japanese Women! - REVIEW

One of the most offensive and ridiculous Japanese zombie comedy horror series - and I am going to review all 5 films in the series.

Here is my review of part 1 - you need to watch this to believe it!!

Tuesday 13 July 2021

Bootleg DVDs - What Titles Are In My Collection?

Around the turn of the century when DVD was insanely popular, bootleg and pirated discs started emerging from Asia and Russia.

While most people probably associate pirated DVDs with movies that have been recorded in a cinema with a video camera, the pirates in China were actually printing up decent quality discs - some of which I bought!

In this video I will give you a tour of some of the bootleg DVDs in my collection - specifically the Asian titles. And I'll also give you a quick view of the quality of what some of these discs are like, including some of the dodgy looking menus. Enjoy

Saturday 3 July 2021

Should You Watch: KIller Bee Invasion?

Killer Bees and Killer Dogs! This should be an awesome mix for a monster movie, right?

Let's hope so!

Wednesday 30 June 2021

REVIEW: Stigmatized Properties

 I was super excited about a new Hideo Nakata directed movie, check out what I thought of it...

Monday 28 June 2021

Which One Of These Two Classic Movies Haven't I Seen Yet?!? May-June 2021 Bluray Purchases

I love collecting movies! And I buy far too many bluray discs. Check out my haul for May and June of 2021, including some games and find out which one of these classic Chinese movies I haven't seen yet!!

Saturday 26 June 2021

Should You Watch: The Perilous Internet Ring?

J-Horror Master Tries His Hand At Chinese Horror

Can you believe a famed Japanese J-horror movie director is trying his hands at a horror movie in China? How do you think the results well be?

Check out what I thought of it!

Friday 25 June 2021

Tokyo Gore Police - Trailer Discussion & Reaction of Japanese Sci-Fi Horror Film | Replay

Full replay of our trailer reaction and discussion for Tokyo Gore Police

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Trailer: Bunshinsaba - Hoichi The Earless (2021)

Check out this INSANE trailer for the Chinese horror movie "Bunshinsaba Hoichi The Earless" - I know, I know... China. But still!

Saturday 19 June 2021

Should You Watch: Million Dollar Crocodile?

It's the BEST Crocodile Movie EVER!! 

This is the pinnacle - the biggest budget Chinese monster movie ever made, and its an awesome Crocodile movie about a croc that swallows a bag of money!

It is as funny as it sounds, and its awesome.

Friday 18 June 2021

Tokyo Homestay Massacre - Trailer Discussion & Reaction of Japanese Gore Horror Film | Replay

Full replay of our trailer reaction and discussion for Wilco C Rullen's splatterfest Tokyo Homestay Massacre

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Wednesday 16 June 2021

Mai-Chan's Daily Life - And You Think Your Working Day Is Hell, Check Out Mai-Chan's! - REVIEW

I really do feel sorry for Mai-chan... I really really do!

Deadset, you're going to need a strong stomach for this one.

Saturday 12 June 2021

Should You Watch: Who In The Pool?

Come Take A Swim With These Ladies!

I always thought day spa resorts were dangerous. This movie proves it! Also, never hold an engagement party at one.

Oh, and did I tell you this was a Chinese horror movie, from Filmoon? Hahaha

Wednesday 9 June 2021

Invitation Only - This Is A Party You DON'T Want Your Name On The Guest List - REVIEW

Rich killing the poor. It's always the same. 

But this time we've got Maria Ozawa! But still, I think this is one party I'd be happy to miss, unless it was just me, Maria and Asami. Hmmm

Saturday 5 June 2021

Should You Watch: Cockroach Tide?

Ugh! Cockroach swarms. I hate it when I see one around the house, imagine hundreds and thousands of them.


Monday 31 May 2021

Ghost Lab - Is Netflix's Latest Thai Chiller As Good As It Looks? - REVIEW

Netflix have done it again! They've bought the rights up to yet another interesting Asian film - this time a horror thriller from the masters of original horror films - Thailand! 

So how is it? Is it as good as it looks? Join me as I check it out!

Saturday 29 May 2021

Curse Of Chopsticks - Can Chopsticks Really Kill? | Chinese Horror Review 011 筷仙

Oh yes, exactly the type of movie we want - killer chopsticks! This is going to be awesome, right?

But... this is a Chinese horror movie, so there has to be something wrong with it, right?

Wednesday 26 May 2021

Meatball Machine - Guess Who The Meatballs Are? - REVIEW

Every now and then a movie comes along that so crazy, so ridiculous, so awesome that you just need to stop and watch it. 

I am are not sure this is that movie, but it comes close! 

Check out the review for more, and let me know if you've seen the sequel!

Sunday 23 May 2021

Should You Watch: Abyssal Spider?

Imagine, cruising in the ocean, sweeping up innocent fish living their lives so you can sell them for food, only to catch a MASSIVE F**KING SPIDER who then goes on to kill all the bad people on your boat?

Imagine that! I'm fine, I don't care about it, but it might be exciting for you!

Friday 21 May 2021

Tokyo Species - Maria Ozawa As A Seductive Alien Schoolgirl Killer! - REVIEW

Maria! Maria! Where are you, Maria?

Well you're in Tokyo, and in this strange Japanese version of the US film Species, you've been taken over by an alien, but still in a school dress.

Friday 14 May 2021

Erotibot - Asami, Maria Ozawa and a Steamy Butler Robot All In One! - REVIEW

Three Japanese AV actresses (Asami, Maria Ozawa and Mahiro Aine) get together for this hilarious sci-fi comedy about android butlers who service the needs of a rich, young and pretty 18 year old heiress.

Emphasis on "service the needs". 

Fun Fact: from the same guy who did the Lust of the Dead series and Frankenstein Girl VS Vampire Girl!

Friday 7 May 2021

Dynasty Warriors - Best Asian Game to Movie adaption ever? - REVIEW

When Uncle Louis (Mr Cool) makes a new movie, I watch. And pay attention, studying his moves, he demeanor, his presence. 

Except this movie where he dresses up as a silly warrior from ancient times.

But, this is damn good movie. Just like the game, only in movie form. And nothing like the game. But damn good!

Also, fuck Netflix for denying the world a cinematic release of this film.

Wednesday 5 May 2021

Home Sweet Home - Home Alone with Aaron Kwok and Zifeng Zhang - REVIEW

Under any circumstance, if you told me I could spend time home alone with Zifeng Zhang, I'd jump at it.

But this house she lives in is creepy, and so is her family.

And this is an average film that isn't as cool as it thinks it is.

Sunday 2 May 2021

Must Watch Asian Horror Movies: The Forbidden Door (Indonesia 2009)

It only took me 12 years to watch one of the most exciting, creepy and disturbing Indonesian horror flicks.

And this was worth the wait. Stick with this movie until the very end. Satisfaction is guaranteed!

Then watch my review on why it was awesome.

Wednesday 28 April 2021

Homunculus - A Movie As Confusing As Its Bloody Title - REVIEW

I won't lie... I knew nothing about this movie. And after watching it, I still know nothing about this movie.

Why is Netflix buying these stupid movies? Surely there are better Japanese movies they can fund and release, right?

Wednesday 21 April 2021

Slate - Girls Kicking Ass in a Fantasy World - REVIEW

Yeah! Now this is more like it.

This movie is a lot of fun. Just a pure ass-kicking action movie about a up and coming stuntwoman who thinks she deserves the lead role in a film, and then gets thrust into a situation to test her skills.

Check out my review here

Sunday 18 April 2021

Should You Watch: Giant Crocodile? Could This Be The Best Croc Monster Movie? (China 2020)

Aren't crocodiles already big enough? Apparently not, so now not only are they GIANT but they are also INVISIBLE!

Holy. Balls.

China is on a roll with these monster flicks. Some good, some bad. How's this one...?

Sunday 11 April 2021

Worst Modern Asian Horror Movies: Hospital (Taiwan 2021)

If anyone ever says to you:"I want to watch a really bad horror film", then run away from them.

On the off chance its your husband/wife, lover or best friend and you don't wanna run away, then I have a suggestion for you.

This film:

Sunday 4 April 2021

Must Watch Asian Horror: Siam Square (Thailand)

Another hidden gem of a horror movie - this is a teen horror movie from Thailand that's actually really good!

And it has the cute Ploy Sornarin in it. And she's actually good in this too!

Enjoy this review and then go and enjoy the film. Or even the other way around.

Saturday 20 March 2021

The Curse of BiXian - Ultimate Grudge Match: BiXian VS Kayako | Chinese Horror Review #008

The Chinese horror reviews are back! This time we take a look at a movie with three different titles, hoping to trick the unsuspecting person into watching it three times obviously! AFF Link N/A Douban Link Genre Chinese horror, it's not real horror Director Andong Deng Starring Jiaying Li, Lanhui Jiang Original Title 笔仙咒怨

Monday 8 March 2021

The Soul - Taiwanese sci-fi thriller on Netflix!

So I got tricked, I ended up watching the Mainland Chinese version rather than the proper Netflix one. This means I got a different (shit) ending and the nude scene was cut out.

Watch the Netflix version instead. My review below is based on the Mainland China version.

Also warning: SPOILERS in the video

Sunday 7 March 2021

Must Watch Asian Horror: Gonjiam Haunted Asylum (Korea)

I'm sick of looking at bad movies, so let's look at some good ones.

Now, I am not sure about you, but I am not a fan of found footage movies, so the fact I liked this was a massive surprise.

But why did I like it? Well, you'll have to watch the video to find out...

Wednesday 3 March 2021

Gothic and Lolita Psycho - Just That Title Alone Will Get Me De-monetised!

A girl in a gothic lolita costume kicking 5 shades of ass against the deadly assassins who killed her mum - does that sound like your kind of movie? It very well could be - this is a stylish new wave Japanese action movie from 2010, and it is pretty awesome.

The best thing is this movie does not take itself seriously, which I feel is important for cinema. This is a Wong Kar Wai free zone by the way...

Sunday 28 February 2021

Insane Japanese Movies With "Of The Dead" In The Title REDUX - Now With More Titles!

This was a fun video to make, and I hope you enjoy it!

Over 12 movies (actually more due to the fact there are a few series here) - all Japanese - that contain 'Of The Dead' in title, and not all horror movies either!

And wait until the end for the cutest title of the lot!