This review contains spoilers
Six teens go
missing on a camping trip deep in the woods. Their bodies are never recovered,
but some grainy drone footage appears that seems to show some kind of large
hairy creature attacking them. Could it be the work of Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has
been the topic of relatively few movies – and usually because the premise is
ridiculous that makes it hard to take the film seriously. This movie is no
exception. It’s clearly a movie of three distinct parts.
The first
part sees a luckless TV producer, Paxton, score an opportunity to assemble a
cast of characters to investigate if it really is Bigfoot. And, starting with
Paxton, what an unlikeable cast of characters he has assembled. These are no
Avengers.
From the
onset you will immediately hate almost every character, with exception of the
Vet Dr Freese and Cooper Barnes, the father of one of the missing teens. The
cameraman wavers between bearable and not – but that’s it. Everyone else you’re
just cheering to die.
The second
part of the movie sees the ensemble in the woods, with their cameras and traps,
trying to lure and capture Bigfoot. Thankfully its in this third of the movie
where most of the characters either get injured or die. Really not sure what
kind of documentary is being made when only one cameraman, sans any microphone
or sound recording equipment, is sent to document the story. Additionally, its
clear the producer, Paxton, has a clear lack of direction. He just wants things
to happen and luckily for him it does.
Then we get
to the third part of the film – and this is where it gets all “Texas Chainsaw
Massacre” minus the chainsaws. The whole thing is a hoax – and its not really a
spoiler considering its there in the movie title – perpetrated by a family of
gypsies living in the wood. Cannibal gypsies – because why not? It makes no
sense.
If the movie
wasn’t already stupid and unbearable, this bit will really make you wonder what
the hell happened and why the direction of the movie went from horror thriller
to hack’n’slash gore fest in the blink of an eye.
Its badly
acted, badly directed and badly written. If this was a movie from the Asylum,
it’d be understandable why its so terrible. But it isn't. Thankfully we live in a
time where you aren’t paying good money to rent a film like this – rather you
are streaming it from a service you’re already paying for. Hopefully a service
that provides some better quality movies.
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