Dynasty Warriors - Best Asian Game to Movie adaption ever? - REVIEW

When Uncle Louis (Mr Cool) makes a new movie, I watch. And pay attention, studying his moves, he demeanor, his presence. 

Except this movie where he dresses up as a silly warrior from ancient times.

But, this is damn good movie. Just like the game, only in movie form. And nothing like the game. But damn good!

Also, fuck Netflix for denying the world a cinematic release of this film.

Home Sweet Home - Home Alone with Aaron Kwok and Zifeng Zhang - REVIEW

Under any circumstance, if you told me I could spend time home alone with Zifeng Zhang, I'd jump at it.

But this house she lives in is creepy, and so is her family.

And this is an average film that isn't as cool as it thinks it is.

Must Watch Asian Horror Movies: The Forbidden Door (Indonesia 2009)

It only took me 12 years to watch one of the most exciting, creepy and disturbing Indonesian horror flicks.

And this was worth the wait. Stick with this movie until the very end. Satisfaction is guaranteed!

Then watch my review on why it was awesome.

Homunculus - A Movie As Confusing As Its Bloody Title - REVIEW

I won't lie... I knew nothing about this movie. And after watching it, I still know nothing about this movie.

Why is Netflix buying these stupid movies? Surely there are better Japanese movies they can fund and release, right?

Taixian - A haunted table?! This Chinese horror movie is insane! | Chinese Horror Review 009 台仙魔咒

More bad Chinese horror movies - this about a haunted table.

I find the best movies, don't I?

Slate - Girls Kicking Ass in a Fantasy World - REVIEW

Yeah! Now this is more like it.

This movie is a lot of fun. Just a pure ass-kicking action movie about a up and coming stuntwoman who thinks she deserves the lead role in a film, and then gets thrust into a situation to test her skills.

Check out my review here

Should You Watch: Giant Crocodile? Could This Be The Best Croc Monster Movie? (China 2020)

Aren't crocodiles already big enough? Apparently not, so now not only are they GIANT but they are also INVISIBLE!

Holy. Balls.

China is on a roll with these monster flicks. Some good, some bad. How's this one...?